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  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • ageism sexism hot couple
    Quickies

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025

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