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  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
  • ageism sexism hot couple
    Quickies

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024

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