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  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    party on

    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    party on

    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    party on

    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    party on

    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
  • ageism sexism hot couple
    Quickies

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025

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