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  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • ageism sexism hot couple
    Quickies

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024

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