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  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    party on

    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    party on

    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024

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