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  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    party on

    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    party on

    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024

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