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  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    party on

    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025

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