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  • millennials
    Quickies

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • future of media
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024

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