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    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

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    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024

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