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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024

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