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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024

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