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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
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    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025

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