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    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
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    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024

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