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    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
  • 15 reasons for full custody
    Quickies

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025

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