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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024

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