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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024

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