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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    January 7, 2025
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    October 29, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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