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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025

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