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    Features

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • future of media
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
  • backpack runner
    Features

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025

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