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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Features

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024

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