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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    Features

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024

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