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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024

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