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    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
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    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024

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