obituary Archives - Erin Eenie

Quickies

An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

November 12, 2024 / No Comments

Hey, Guy

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Erin Eenie

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In-Between Birthdays are Weird
July 23, 2024

15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody
June 25, 2024

Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country
February 11, 2025
Quickies

Next to Die

September 17, 2024 / No Comments

The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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Erin Eenie

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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche
May 29, 2024

I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name
November 19, 2024

Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!
July 9, 2024
Features

My Grandma, The Catfish

September 10, 2024 / No Comments

A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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Erin Eenie

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Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart
July 16, 2024

If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails
August 13, 2024

My Neighbor’s Dead Crow
June 11, 2024