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    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    party on

    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    party on

    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    party on

    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024

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