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  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
  • squatter in house for sale
    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    party on

    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
  • ghost stroller
    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    party on

    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • girlboss
    Features

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    party on

    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
  • 15 reasons for full custody
    Quickies

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
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