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  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    party on

    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
  • squatter in house for sale
    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    party on

    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    party on

    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
  • ghost stroller
    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
  • girlboss
    Features

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    party on

    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    party on

    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • 15 reasons for full custody
    Quickies

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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