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  • mayor roundtable
    Features

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025 /

    5 candidates. 1 big surprise. My first effort at getting involved in local politics. Because big change starts small.

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    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
  • sports reporter
    Features

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • save democracy
    Features

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025 / No Comments

    5 ideas to help us feel ever-so-slightly less fugged

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
  • ghost stroller
    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
  • backpack runner
    Features

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
  • girlboss
    Features

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
  • a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard
    Features

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024 / No Comments

    Is he trying to tell me something?

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024

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