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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024

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