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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025

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