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  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    party on

    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • thule urban glide
    Quickies

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    party on

    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
  • porn star vassar
    Quickies

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
  • ghost stroller
    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    party on

    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    party on

    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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