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  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
  • thule urban glide
    Quickies

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    party on

    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
  • porn star vassar
    Quickies

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    party on

    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    party on

    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    party on

    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • ghost stroller
    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    party on

    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    party on

    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    party on

    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    party on

    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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