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  • USA University
    Quickies

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
  • evil Barbie
    Quickies

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    party on

    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • america cat
    Quickies

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    party on

    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • palisades fire
    Quickies

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Not what you'd think, if you're a thinker.

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    Erin Eenie

    party on

    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
  • skis
    Quickies

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025 / No Comments

    Sorry, not sorry, bruh

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    party on

    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
  • thule urban glide
    Quickies

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
  • porn star vassar
    Quickies

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
  • be merry
    Quickies

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A totally uncomprehensive guide

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    party on

    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • millennials
    Quickies

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    party on

    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
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