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  • USA University
    Quickies

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
  • evil Barbie
    Quickies

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • america cat
    Quickies

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • palisades fire
    Quickies

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Not what you'd think, if you're a thinker.

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    party on

    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • skis
    Quickies

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025 / No Comments

    Sorry, not sorry, bruh

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    party on

    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • thule urban glide
    Quickies

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    party on

    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
  • porn star vassar
    Quickies

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • be merry
    Quickies

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A totally uncomprehensive guide

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    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • millennials
    Quickies

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
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