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    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    party on

    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY
    Quickies

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    party on

    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024

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