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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
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    Quickies

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024

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