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    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY
    Quickies

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    party on

    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024

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