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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    party on

    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
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    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    party on

    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
  • a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY
    Quickies

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    party on

    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025

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