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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024

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