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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    party on

    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
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    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY
    Quickies

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    party on

    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024

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