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  • save democracy
    Features

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025 / No Comments

    5 ideas to help us feel ever-so-slightly less fugged

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • ghost stroller
    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • hummer ev
    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • palos verdes landslide homes
    Quickies

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024 / No Comments

    Fresh air and ocean breezes are a staple in the beautiful Seaview Neighborhood! ...That's currently falling into the ocean.

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    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
  • a child with anxiety comforted by her parents
    Quickies

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    Erin Eenie

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    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024

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