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    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    party on

    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
    Features

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    party on

    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY
    Quickies

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    party on

    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024

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