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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024

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