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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024

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