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    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024

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