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  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    party on

    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
    Features

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    party on

    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024

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