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  • future of media
    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
  • hummer ev
    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    party on

    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
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