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  • future of media
    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    party on

    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
  • hummer ev
    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    party on

    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    party on

    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
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