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  • future of media
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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