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  • future of media
    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • hummer ev
    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    party on

    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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