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    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024

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