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  • USA University
    Quickies

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • evil Barbie
    Quickies

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
  • mayor roundtable
    Features

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025 /

    5 candidates. 1 big surprise. My first effort at getting involved in local politics. Because big change starts small.

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    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
  • america cat
    Quickies

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
  • sports reporter
    Features

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • palisades fire
    Quickies

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Not what you'd think, if you're a thinker.

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    party on

    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
  • save democracy
    Features

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025 / No Comments

    5 ideas to help us feel ever-so-slightly less fugged

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    party on

    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • skis
    Quickies

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025 / No Comments

    Sorry, not sorry, bruh

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    party on

    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • thule urban glide
    Quickies

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025 / No Comments

    It works.

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    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
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