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  • paris 2024 Olympic mascot
    Quickies

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024 / No Comments

    And other thoughts after watching the Paris Olympics for 3 days

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    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • a child yells shit
    Quickies

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024 / No Comments

    She couldn't make it to 7 days to collect $30

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    party on

    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • 15 reasons for full custody
    Quickies

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    party on

    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day
    Quickies

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024 / No Comments

    No other categories have been identified at this time. Please use this Father's Day gift guide to find your good dad a present.

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    party on

    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • AITA post from a 5 year old
    Quickies

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024 / No Comments

    OMG I just found these! She knows she’s not allowed on Reddit! Ugh

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
  • ageism sexism hot couple
    Quickies

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
  • a child with anxiety comforted by her parents
    Quickies

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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