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  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
  • squatter in house for sale
    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
  • future of media
    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • hummer ev
    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    party on

    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • palos verdes landslide homes
    Quickies

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024 / No Comments

    Fresh air and ocean breezes are a staple in the beautiful Seaview Neighborhood! ...That's currently falling into the ocean.

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    party on

    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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