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  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
  • squatter in house for sale
    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
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    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
  • future of media
    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    party on

    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
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    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
  • palos verdes landslide homes
    Quickies

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024 / No Comments

    Fresh air and ocean breezes are a staple in the beautiful Seaview Neighborhood! ...That's currently falling into the ocean.

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    party on

    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    party on

    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    party on

    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
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