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  • married name
    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
  • squatter in house for sale
    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • future of media
    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • hummer ev
    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    party on

    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
  • palos verdes landslide homes
    Quickies

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024 / No Comments

    Fresh air and ocean breezes are a staple in the beautiful Seaview Neighborhood! ...That's currently falling into the ocean.

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    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    party on

    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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