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  • millennials
    Quickies

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
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    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024

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