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  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
  • paris 2024 Olympic mascot
    Quickies

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024 / No Comments

    And other thoughts after watching the Paris Olympics for 3 days

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
  • a child yells shit
    Quickies

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024 / No Comments

    She couldn't make it to 7 days to collect $30

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    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day
    Quickies

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024 / No Comments

    No other categories have been identified at this time. Please use this Father's Day gift guide to find your good dad a present.

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    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
  • AITA post from a 5 year old
    Quickies

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024 / No Comments

    OMG I just found these! She knows she’s not allowed on Reddit! Ugh

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    party on

    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
  • a child with anxiety comforted by her parents
    Quickies

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    party on

    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
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