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  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
  • paris 2024 Olympic mascot
    Quickies

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024 / No Comments

    And other thoughts after watching the Paris Olympics for 3 days

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    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • a child yells shit
    Quickies

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024 / No Comments

    She couldn't make it to 7 days to collect $30

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day
    Quickies

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024 / No Comments

    No other categories have been identified at this time. Please use this Father's Day gift guide to find your good dad a present.

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    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
  • AITA post from a 5 year old
    Quickies

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024 / No Comments

    OMG I just found these! She knows she’s not allowed on Reddit! Ugh

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
  • a child with anxiety comforted by her parents
    Quickies

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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