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  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • paris 2024 Olympic mascot
    Quickies

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024 / No Comments

    And other thoughts after watching the Paris Olympics for 3 days

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    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
  • a child yells shit
    Quickies

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024 / No Comments

    She couldn't make it to 7 days to collect $30

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    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day
    Quickies

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024 / No Comments

    No other categories have been identified at this time. Please use this Father's Day gift guide to find your good dad a present.

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    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
  • AITA post from a 5 year old
    Quickies

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024 / No Comments

    OMG I just found these! She knows she’s not allowed on Reddit! Ugh

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    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • a child with anxiety comforted by her parents
    Quickies

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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