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    Quickies

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
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    Quickies

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • Hamilton the musical
    Quickies

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    party on

    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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