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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024

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