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  • paris 2024 Olympic mascot
    Quickies

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024 / No Comments

    And other thoughts after watching the Paris Olympics for 3 days

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    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
  • a child yells shit
    Quickies

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024 / No Comments

    She couldn't make it to 7 days to collect $30

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    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • nextdoor missing cat
    Quickies

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
  • 15 reasons for full custody
    Quickies

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
  • job rejection letters
    Quickies

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day
    Quickies

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024 / No Comments

    No other categories have been identified at this time. Please use this Father's Day gift guide to find your good dad a present.

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    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • AITA post from a 5 year old
    Quickies

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024 / No Comments

    OMG I just found these! She knows she’s not allowed on Reddit! Ugh

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    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
  • ageism sexism hot couple
    Quickies

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
  • a child with anxiety comforted by her parents
    Quickies

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
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