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The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

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The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

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Girlboss

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Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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    Quickies

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A totally uncomprehensive guide

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    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
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    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
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    Quickies

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
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    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    evil Barbie

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Features

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    save democracy

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
    millennials

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
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