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My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

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How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

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My Grandma, The Catfish

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The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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  • first sleepover
    Quickies

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024 / No Comments

    “Your house is creepy, but only at 11:15pm. Also, your mom doesn't wear a bra.”

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    party on

    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
    AITA post from a 5 year old

    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
  • palos verdes landslide homes
    Quickies

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024 / No Comments

    Fresh air and ocean breezes are a staple in the beautiful Seaview Neighborhood! ...That's currently falling into the ocean.

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    party on

    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
  • kid at a funeral
    Quickies

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024 / No Comments

    The 6-year-old meant no offense.

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    party on

    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
  • grandma the catfish
    Features

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A farewell to the coolest woman on the planet.

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    party on

    a vanity plate or personalized license plate that says SE6YBOY

    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
  • backpack runner
    Features

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The runner was a staple on the Santa Monica Strand. Then he showed up somewhere else far away, sans signature accessory. I had to know why.

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    party on

    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
  • moms for kamala
    Quickies

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024 / No Comments

    Any campaign not tapping into this resource is missing out!

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    party on

    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance

    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
  • girlboss
    Features

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024 / No Comments

    A modern tale of female (dis)empowerment

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    party on

    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
  • paris 2024 Olympic mascot
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    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024 / No Comments

    And other thoughts after watching the Paris Olympics for 3 days

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    party on

    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    america cat

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
  • Happy in-between Birthday to me
    Quickies

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024 / No Comments

    And having one on a Monday? Sweet Jesus.

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    party on

    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
  • a child yells shit
    Quickies

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024 / No Comments

    She couldn't make it to 7 days to collect $30

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    party on

    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
    paris 2024 Olympic mascot

    Holy Sh!t, Those Waves are Huge!

    July 30, 2024
    ageism sexism hot couple

    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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