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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

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The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

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The Ghost Stroller

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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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