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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In the state of California, personalized license plates cost twice as much as regular plates. Were these worth it?

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    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

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    Predictions for the Future of Media

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