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  • USA University
    Quickies

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025 /

    Go forth in bold silence!

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    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
  • evil Barbie
    Quickies

    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025 /

    The Barbie with a blackened heart

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • mayor roundtable
    Features

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025 /

    5 candidates. 1 big surprise. My first effort at getting involved in local politics. Because big change starts small.

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    nextdoor missing cat

    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024
    hummer ev

    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
  • america cat
    Quickies

    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025 /

    A primer on our evolving language

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    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    dog freaking out

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
  • sports reporter
    Features

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025 /

    They could be key in helping apathetic and poorly informed Americans wake the fuck up

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    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    grandma the catfish

    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
  • millennial and a kid
    Quickies

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025 /

    We could walk right up to the gate to welcome great-grandma off her flight! Nobody wanted to. But we could!

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    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
    kid at a funeral

    Next to Die

    September 17, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
  • palisades fire
    Quickies

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Not what you'd think, if you're a thinker.

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    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
  • save democracy
    Features

    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025 / No Comments

    5 ideas to help us feel ever-so-slightly less fugged

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    Erin Eenie

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    porn star vassar

    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    thule urban glide

    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
    Happy in-between Birthday to me

    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
  • millennials
    Quickies

    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    girlboss

    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
    palisades fire

    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
  • dog freaking out
    Quickies

    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    ghost stroller

    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    Hamilton the musical

    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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