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My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A totally uncomprehensive guide

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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
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    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
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    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
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    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey, Guy

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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    OUT vs. IN: 10 Reasons for Raging Wildfires

    January 28, 2025
    USA University

    To the Class of 2025, from Me, The President of This Great American University

    April 15, 2025
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
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    Introducing Evil Barbie!

    March 19, 2025
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    Vanity Schmanity Plates

    May 27, 2024
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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024
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    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024
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    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
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