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My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

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Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

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The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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My Grandma, The Catfish

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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024 / No Comments

    College at Vassar was fun

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    future of media

    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024
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    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
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    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024 / No Comments

    A totally uncomprehensive guide

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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
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    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
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    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
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    The Life Story of Millennials, as Told Through Newspaper Headlines

    December 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Home buying! Political power! Jobbing! Style?

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    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    Quickies

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024 / No Comments

    No biggie. Really.

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    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    Thule Urban Glide Double Stroller for Sale – $100

    January 7, 2025
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    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024 / No Comments

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
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    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    A perfect guide

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    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    Predictions for the Future of Media

    October 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Thoughts following the Washington Post and LA Times’ presidential endorsement catastrophes.

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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024
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    How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

    January 22, 2025
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024
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    The Ghost Stroller

    October 22, 2024 / No Comments

    An unimaginable (entirely imagined) tragedy, in 3 parts

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
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    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
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    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
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    Hello, it is I, the Owner of This Giant Electric SUV! 

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    Up here, yes, look up. Here I am! Floating four feet above the top of your head.

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    The New American Dictionary Adds 11 Words for 2025

    February 18, 2025
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    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024
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    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
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    Explaining Hamilton in Real Time to a 1st Grader

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Is the musical appropriate for 6-8 year olds? It can be! If you fudge the facts right.

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    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    In-Between Birthdays are Weird

    July 23, 2024
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    15 Things to Do Instead of Freaking Out

    November 5, 2024
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