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My Grandma, The Catfish

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The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

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The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

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I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

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How to Save Democracy, According to Top U.S. Law Professors

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    Mr. McFluffernuts is Missing!

    July 9, 2024 / No Comments

    And other Nextdoor posts from my neighborhood

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    squatter in house for sale

    An Open Letter to the Meth Head Squatting in my Grandma’s House

    November 12, 2024
    millennial and a kid

    When I Was Your Age, From a Millennial to a Kid in 2026

    February 4, 2025
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    Girlboss

    August 6, 2024
  • A cat with a people name
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    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024 / No Comments

    Jane or Garth would do. Grandma, Pop Pop or Uncle Tim, too. Mr. McFlufferpants, not so much.

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    mayor roundtable

    My City’s Mayoral Race Roundtable Was Delightfully Insane

    February 25, 2025
    15 reasons for full custody

    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024
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    15 Legit Legal Reasons for Full Custody

    June 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Arguments that guarantee results!

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    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
    a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard

    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
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    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Free to use! No copyrights or acknowledgements necessary.

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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024
    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
  • A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day
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    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024 / No Comments

    No other categories have been identified at this time. Please use this Father's Day gift guide to find your good dad a present.

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    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    job rejection letters

    4 Killer Form Rejection Letters from HR Professionals

    June 18, 2024
  • a dead crow decoy hangs in a back yard
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    My Neighbor’s Dead Crow

    June 11, 2024 / No Comments

    Is he trying to tell me something?

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    party on

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    Porn Star Parents Weekend

    December 17, 2024
    moms for kamala

    If PTA Moms Wrote Kamala’s Fundraising Emails

    August 13, 2024
    A happy dad grilling meat on Father's Day

    The Four Types of Dads

    June 14, 2024
  • AITA post from a 5 year old
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    AITA Posts by My 5-Year-Old

    June 4, 2024 / No Comments

    OMG I just found these! She knows she’s not allowed on Reddit! Ugh

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    party on

    a child yells shit

    Reasons My 5 yo Failed Her No “Shit” Chart

    July 16, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    be merry

    How to Get On My Christmas Card List

    December 10, 2024
  • The Porsche Boxster, my inheritance
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    I Still Don’t Know if I Want Pepe le Porsche

    May 29, 2024 / No Comments

    Inheriting stuff from alive people can be tricky. Especially if it's been driven off a cliff.

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    party on

    A cat with a people name

    The Magical Upside to Naming My Cat a People Name

    July 2, 2024
    skis

    I Am a Ski That Just Popped Off and I’m Going Freaking Nuts Down This Mountain

    January 14, 2025
    first sleepover

    Feedback From my Kid’s First Sleepover

    October 1, 2024
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    The Hot One

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    Or why Beyoncé remade Jolene. A note from my 43 year-old neighbor, Jan, who is definitely not upset right now.

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    My Grandma, The Catfish

    September 10, 2024
    a child with anxiety comforted by her parents

    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024
    married name

    I Did Not Take My Husband’s Name

    November 19, 2024
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    How to Help a Kid with Performance Anxiety

    May 28, 2024 / No Comments

    The perfect pep talk template. Step 1: Make sure it's not the flu.

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    sports reporter

    Sports Reporters Can Help Save this Country

    February 11, 2025
    backpack runner

    The Strange, Mysterious Life of Backpackman

    August 27, 2024
    palos verdes landslide homes

    Real Zillow Descriptions of Homes for Sale in the California Landslide 

    September 24, 2024
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